Charcoal Siamese Fighting Fish
Charcoal Badger
Beaaaaar
Caaaaa
Sloth
Dragon thing
The Lion Thing
Frog Thing
And An Animal
Yet Another Animal
And Another Animal
Another Animal
An Animal
Shite Eye
December
Faces thing
“Now or never ‘To be or not to be!'”—Oblomov Aaron raised himself from his chair a little, but failing to find his slippers with his feet at once, sat down again.”
-Ivan Goncharov
Eeeeek Aaaaahk
Eeeekkkk eee eeeeehhhkk?
Aaaaakkk aaark eekkk arrrr, aakkkkkkkk ek ek ek. Eeeeeekkk eekkk.
Eeeehhhhh eeeehhh ehhh eeeeeekkk
All The Ginger Biscuits (Give Me My Biscuit)
All the ginger biscuits
(All the ginger biscuits)
All the ginger biscuits
(All the ginger biscuits)
All the ginger biscuits
(All the ginger biscuits)
All the ginger biscuits
Hold your hobnobs up.
Up in the club, with my blue mug,
Waiting for my serving of tea.
I decided to dunk, but my biscuit sunk,
Right to the bottom of my damn tea.
A chocolate chip, should not be dipped
But there were no digestives.
I hold my tears, as my biggest fears
Is soggy biscuit in my tea.
‘Cos if you liked it should have given me some biscuits
If you liked it should have given me some biscuits
Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
‘Cos if you liked it should have given me some biscuits
If you liked it should have given me some biscuits
I got crumbs on my lips, about to nip
To my local for some custard creams.
The insides so soft, it’s that I scoffed
Good God I love custard creams.
They say it’s addiction, did I mention?
That I love lots of biscuits.
And as you learnt, its biscuits I yearn
No you cannot share them with me.
‘Cos if you liked it should have given me some biscuits
If you liked it should have given me some biscuits
Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
‘Cos if you liked it should have given me some biscuits
If you liked it should have given me some biscuits
If for some reason you’re still reading then feel free to finish the rest of the song as I’m going now. I’ve got no biscuits.
Just kiss it!
Please little lizard, give him a kiss,
That why you have lipstick, to make you a miss.
If you don’t do this thing that I ask,
This one tiny insignificant task,
I swear that you’ll get on my bad side,
And I’ll do it I swear, I’ll make you his bride.
Kiss him little lizard, do as I say,
You’re not getting away any other way.
So just do what you’re told,
And kiss Ronald McDonald.