Who dares knock upon the door of the thumb king!!

This is to children and adults who suck their thumbs. Providing you suck for long enough, this creature will be waiting at your desk when you wake in the early hours of the morning. Don’t think he’s a thumb sized thumb king, oh no! This beast is a full grown 400 year old thumb, about the size of a modern day 24 year old.  A retch is he.

Based on the fact that my thumb does this……..

And is therefore king.

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