Aaron, Oooooccchh oooooooohh, I………want your bathtub.
I may have overreacted at the time, but I can handle the fact that you’re my father.
I can deal with having one of my hands lazer sworded off by you.
It’s a bit weird we keep meeting each other on different planets and spaceships, but that’s ok!
I didn’t really notice or care that you destroyed my sister’s home planet.
I’m kind of annoyed that you chased me in your spaceship thing on the death star, but I kind of blew it up so I guess I win there.
I’m open to the idea of going over to the dark side, although you are a bit too clingy to the idea, and that old pervert emperor guy will be the first person I force lightning kill.
But never, and I mean never, touch my fucking bathtub.
I’m kind of growing to the idea of Star Wars, very gradually. I’ve already made my feelings clear on Luke Skywalker in this post: https://aaronread.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/if-i-could-fish-slap-you-i-probably-would/
However I haven’t gone into my thoughts on Darth Vader. I favor him considerably more than any over lame character from Star Wars due to his final moment on film (not that ghost moment). When he took off his helmet to reveal that he is in fact……my childhood hero…….Dizzy the prince of the Yolkfolk!!
Now another poll to reassess the usefulness of it.