Now, I’ve never witnessed a birth (and nor do I want to, so please don’t send any invitations) but I imagine this is would be a better idea than what actually happens. The whole female nurturing a fetus within her womb for 9 or 18 months (one is human, one is a dog, can never remember. Maybe it’s not even a dog? what happens every 9 months? Actually the human womb thing is 9 and something else happens every 18 months, so what am I thinking of!?) which is just gross.
Anyway, I’d much rather humans were kept captive in bananas for a period of 5-10 days depending on the size of the human. It would spare the whole afterbirth gunk stuff that somebody eventually has to eat or give to the poor. We wouldn’t even need to be grown on trees, just left in a big pile, so long as there’s some cleaner (non pants stealing cleaner) to flap away the fruit flies.
I recently learnt from work that bananas make people happy, so my banana birth idea would go someway to eliminate the miserable among us, like that bus driver who takes me to work at 7:52 each morning.
The only negative I can see is those long strands of banana skin that get left sometimes when you peel it would be stuck to you, other than that I think it’s a mildly solid idea?