Elephant Inspiration

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Think I might have found something to grasp to in order to shake off my apathy, and it’s not god or politics or celebrities. Animals.

Got all moody after watching Blackfish, and watching Tilikum floating around on his lonesome after a bunch of smiling wet suited arseholes completely mindfucked him right in his blowhole. I’m not sure I fully understand the human interaction with animals, like having an ivory statue on a bookcase in the form of two naked African tribesman, why not have it in plastic? it’s the same colour? Oh I see, it’s not the same because plastic wasn’t forcibly removed from the skull of another animal. Savageness is key when decorating one’s lounge.

Or 30 aged English ‘men’ dressing up in red and black, riding horses, blowing horns and leading dogs to catch a 2 foot long bright red petrified thing, just because its species attacks chickens by nature. While a bunch of interbred retards follow around in 4x4s because it’s a good sport. Sure, sit by the chicken shed and shoot it if it does happen to try and kill something, but don’t be arseholes across the countryside, you great big dicks. Oh but it’s tradition, so we have to continue this mindless nonsense. Fingers crossed it’s soon tradition to shit in the mouth of huntsmen, because I’ve been storing up.

Case in point, that dentist dick and Cecil the lion

Anyway, I got side tracked. It’s me on an elephant.

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