Oh Yoda, with your skin so green,
I’ve been in love with you, since I was a teen,
When I turned on TV and you enlightened my screen.
Say you love me, please don’t be mean.
You’re a little bit fat,
But I’m ok with that.
Your hairs are sparse and grey,
But with them each day I’ll play.
On each foot you’ve only three toes,
But, honestly Yoda, that’s the least of our woes.
You’re a little too into the force,
But I swear that’ll never be cause for divorce.
We’re two different creatures,
But I love all of your features.
Maybe they’ll all say that we’re just plain wrong,
That a love between us won’t last very long,
But I know the truth, we’ll be so strong,
And that, my little fat Yoda, is why I wrote this song.