Just kiss it!

Lizard Just do it

Please little lizard, give him a kiss,
That why you have lipstick, to make you a miss.

If you don’t do this thing that I ask,
This one tiny insignificant task,

I swear that you’ll get on my bad side,
And I’ll do it I swear, I’ll┬ámake you his bride.

Kiss him little lizard, do as I say,
You’re not getting away any other way.

So just do what you’re told,
And kiss Ronald McDonald.


Three you say?

Inspired (or directly taken) from Disney’s Aladdin, which I watched for the first time recently. Or maybe inspired by that Christina Aguilera song, before she forgot to wash? Who knows? Although it’s the first one.