Please little lizard, give him a kiss,
That why you have lipstick, to make you a miss.
If you don’t do this thing that I ask,
This one tiny insignificant task,
I swear that you’ll get on my bad side,
And I’ll do it I swear, I’ll make you his bride.
Kiss him little lizard, do as I say,
You’re not getting away any other way.
So just do what you’re told,
And kiss Ronald McDonald.